Welp, I did it! After a long day of work, I motivated myself enough to run 1.5 miles on the treadmill. Unlike Belle, I don't have the fortune of running in gorgeous weather year-round. Yes, I am bitter. By the time I got home tonight, it was pitch black out and I really didn't feel like getting hit by a car. Hence the trusty ol' treadmill. Its so sad because we have had unseasonably warm weather for the past 3 days here in Ohio and I couldn't even take advantage of it! I'm talking 70 degree weather in November. What's next? Sasquatch running down my street in a pair of spandex shorts? Ohio never ceases to amaze me.
So I made an embarrassing observation tonight while on my run. I have a case of the ass jiggles. Yes. I said it. ASS JIGGLES. Having not ran for exactly a month, combined with sitting on my tush for 8-10 hours per day really took its toll on my backside. Anyway, my ass jiggles made me laugh because of something my mom told me this past spring. When I told my mom I started running practically everyday, she asked me if I could feel my butt jiggle around. My response? Duh...of course I could! She said when she was training in the Air Force that she had the same problem. Moral of the story? Ass jiggles are genetic.
*Mulan*
Now that you mention it...I saw Sasquatch on the treadmill in the workout room at like 6 pm tonight! Wait, you were in the workout room tonight right? It was around 6ish wasn't it. Yeah, theres only one treadmill in there.
ReplyDeleteYou must have a pretty bad case of the ass jiggles yourself if you think there is only one treadmill in the workout room.
ReplyDeleteYou realize now I'm going to have to run on the treadmill soon, just so I can see if my ass jiggles. However, maybe not, and I'll remain in my happy little bubble believing that my volleyball spandex are so tight nothing can move...
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