Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You Can Take the Girl Away From Volleyball, but You Can't Get Her Out of the Spandex...


Day two. Done and done. Obviously it was a bit harder than yesterday. My legs were tired! And, ironically, my arms are sore. I wonder if that's supposed to happen? However, instead of discussing my run or my new interest in tackling a few 5ks over the next couple of months, I feel like there is a more pressing issue...I'M AFRAID OF THE ASS JIGGLES!!!

So, thanks to M, I now have a new fear about working out. ASS JIGGLES. Since I haven't looked in the mirror while working out in a VERY long time (add that to my list of perks from yesterday: running outside or playing volleyball means no knowledge of ass jiggles) I don't know if my ass jiggles! I do know that I still work out in my volleyball spandex. From college. Four years ago. (yeah, lets not get into a hygiene discussion please...when I shop, its for shoes. Stilettos actually.) The problem is, not only do I run in spandex. I also play volleyball in them. Volleyball = jumping. Lots. Of. Jumping. If my ass jiggles running...ugh...

I'll run in the morning and go play volleyball tomorrow night. I'll be one of the only girls and I'll be wondering every time I jump "Is my ass jiggling." Maybe I should just ask someone...or maybe I'll just go shopping for running shorts...

Hell, maybe running shorts will keep my "athletic" thighs from rubbing together...but that's another story for another day...

*Belle*

2 comments:

  1. Totally weird, but MY ARMS ARE SORE TOO! One month off from running will really mess you up!

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  2. OMG this is too funny! I wish I had known you were blogging, but no worries. I'm just going back and reading it all.

    And dude, stilettos? Really? Aren't you tall enough? I'm just jealous. I can't chase kids in heels. I'll shut my face now.

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